Blog.

Dear blog,

I hate the internet at work, it’s so slow. Well my sites are slow. They probably do this on purpose, so I go on them less. But the truth is, I have more patience at work because I have nothing better to do!

I hate rain. I would really enjoy it, if we didn’t have anymore rain, for at least a week. It’s rained like at least every day this month. We’ve probably had more rain in July then we have in a year. Oh, and ps, if it rains on my camping trip this weekend, I’m going to be very upset with you (not you blog, but whoever is in charge of rain, I’ll be mad at them.)

I also hate sleeping, sleeping makes you more tired. They should make this stuff that you take and it’s like sleeping except 10 minutes later you feel refreshed and ready to go without sleeping. Mhmm, I’m going to get started on inventing that.

The People You Will Meet.

These are some people you will encounter while reading this blog.

Myself – The author of this blog. Check the ‘About this Blog’ page for more info.

Norah - Most likely referred to as ‘N’. My adopted daughter, age 8. Likes soccer, gymnastics, making mommy go crazy, teasing her sisters and play video games.

Anelie – Most likely referred to as ‘A’. My adopted daughter, age 2. Likes dolls, pink, dresses, Cinderella and playing ‘mommy’.

Charlotte – Most likely referred to as ‘C’. My biological daughter, age 9 months. Likes standing on her own, bath time, rubber ducks, babies and mommy.

Peanut - Referred to as ‘Peanut’ until big u/s on July 18th at 11:30am. Biological child, age 19 weeks gestated. Likes kicking me in the uterus and wiggling around.

My mom – Most likely referred to as ‘Mom’. My mom, age not released. Great person, helps out whenever I need her, loves the girls and loves me .

Shawn – Most likely referred to as ‘S’. Boyfriend, age 32. Haven’t been together very long, but he loves spending time with me and the girls.

Mary, Lana, Brian, Chris, Shannon & Kate - Most likely referred to as ‘Friend’. Some nurses I work with, some friends of mine from college, etc…

Matt & Dave – Brothers. Most likely referred to with wifes (Deanna & Heather) and children (Patrick, Samuel and Elizabeth & Austin, Roman, Hudson and Siena).

Dad – My dad. Sometimes referred to with my step-mom and their children Brody & Jack, and angels Preston & Olivia.

Pretty sure that’s it. Lovely bunch of people, isn’t it?

Blog

According to www.urbandictionary.com…

blog

n.
Short for weblog.
A meandering, blatantly uninteresting online diary that gives the author illusion that people are interested in their stupid, pathetic life. Consists of riveting entries as “homework sucks” and “I slept till noon today.”

I slept until 5 am today.
I ate a whole large pizza today.
I have to go grocery shopping now.

Welcome to my blog.

Ps. I’m actually allergic to bananas.