According to www.urbandictionary.com…
blog
n.
Short for weblog.
A meandering, blatantly uninteresting online diary that gives the author illusion that people are interested in their stupid, pathetic life. Consists of riveting entries as “homework sucks” and “I slept till noon today.”
I slept until 5 am today.
I ate a whole large pizza today.
I have to go grocery shopping now.
Welcome to my blog.
Ps. I’m actually allergic to bananas.